We’re trying to work out the utility of an LED Marquee Messager Alarm Clock. So it wakes you up with an alarm, check. And then scrolls a user entered message for you to read? Like what? What could possibly interest you enough at that time of the morning? You’re fat! I’m dumping you! Took the Ferrari! Nope, doesn’t work for us. $39.99.
The LED Light Marquee Messager is a portable alarm clock that features a scanning display for time and/or messages. Just flip open the cover to expose a 12 key pad that lets you enter up to 4 personalized messages (each up to 28 characters long) for its bold, bright red 8 x 7 LED display.