The Red Ferret Journal

These Walk ‘n Clean Mop Slippers restore our faith in human redemption. For now even the most slovenly, indolent and useless wreck of a human bean can contribute to the wellness of their fellow man, simply by walking to the fridge for the mayo. It’s nothing less than divinely inspired reparation. $18.96.

 At 10 inches long – these open toe slip-ons are a one-size-fits-all design – and they’re completely machine washable. So when the wood floors, lino and tiles are finished, strip off the Velcro underside and throw ‘em straight in the washer! But hang on a minute – why should you do all the work around here? What about your room mates? Your guests? They’ve all got two feet and a heartbeat, let them slip on a pair and make themselves useful – as they get up to get you another beer! Cleaning your floors on the go has never been easier…pick up dust, lint, pet hair and so much more without even bending over. Get one today.