You know those photos of you and the family on the beach you keep on your desk? So old school, man. What you need, desire and must have is a new DNA Mini Portrait of the one you love, carefully embedded into a high grade glass frame and bolted to your forehead dropped onto your cubicle desk for all to admire. Just $199.00/£134.00 plus shipping. And if you really want to go to town how about gifting a Fingerprint Portrait to your Mom at the same time? So she can check who you are when you visit. $190.00. Beautiful artifacts from the 21 st century of lurve.
How will I collect my DNA? It’s simple. Just follow our step-by-step directions for taking an effortless, painless sample of cheek cells using a special swab from your mouth. You’ll find straightforward instructions in the collection kit we send out the day you place your order…Is each piece truly unique to every individual? Absolutely. The technique we employ would result in a unique genetic image for every individual in the world! No two pieces of art can ever be the same. We think that’s the beauty of DNA portraiture.