The Red Ferret Journal

There’s definitely something askew with the idea of a retro styled Atomic Pocket Watch which is designed to keep absolutely perfect time for 30 million years. I mean, firstly that’s not the purpose of a fob watch, they’re there to show you’ve got more chic than a Rolex owner. Second, who’s going to be around to collect the refund if it fails the test at the end of the warranty period? Sheesh! $149.95.

 Providing accurate time across the entire contiguous United States, it receives a time signal from the radio clock transmitter in Fort Collins, Colorado once per day, ensuring that it will never gain or lose a second for 30 million years. The case is made from surgical-grade stainless steel; the watch face uses analog hours and minute hands with an LCD that shows date and seconds…