I don’t know, I’m thinking the only thing worse than being woken up by the ‘exterminate’ of this Dr Who Dalek Talking Alarm Clock thing, would be if it rolled up to your bed and shoved the sink plunger into your eyeball repeatedly until you made a move for the bathroom. Man, masochism comes in strange shapes nowadays, that’s for certain. $37.15.
At 25 centimetres tall, this golden replica of those dastardly Daleks features an alarm clock with LCD display set into the Dalek’s chest. When the alarm goes off, your Dalek’s ears and eyes (we thought they were just knobs) will light up and you’ll be treated to 3 of their famous phrases: ‘You would make a good Dalek’, ‘You are the enemy of the Daleks, you must be destroyed’ and who could forget that heart-warming cry ‘Exterminate!’.