We’re not ones for spreading alarm and despondency, oh no. Things are going great, there’s no cause for panic. Just keep on keeping on and everything will work out fine, the economy will rebound swiftly, jobs will return, Mother Prosperity will wave her spatula of love over our bowed heads and we’ll all retire on full and generous pensions to live out our days.
But…just in case things don’t turn out quite as rosy as all that, and we’re not saying they won’t, but just in case, you might consider investing a bit of cash in this Ultimate Bunker-Heirloom Emergency Seed Kit. Now before you go all survivalist mumbler on us, let’s review what you get here. Well 52 fresh varieties of non GMO, non hybrid seeds is what. Covering tomatoes, beans, carrots, onion, beets, sunflowers, catnip, squash, wheat, peas…you get the idea.
Not only that, you’ll also have the satisfaction of knowing that you’ve stuck it to the genetically modified Godfather, Monsanto, and the rest of the evil empire. Now if that doesn’t give you the warm and fuzzies, nothing will. So hurry off now, and help save for the future. It will be $119.00 well spent, yes it will.