Apparently there are people who worry about losing their hair, despite the fact we’ve been shedding it since we were in caves. There’s no question that Future Man will be completely bald and smooth as a bowling ball, and it’s pretty fair to surmise that anyone with any kind of body hair will be thought of as a throw-back to Neanderthal times.

But for now the thinning hair business is big business, and so we present to you the X5 HairLaser, an ‘exciting new treatment’ for hair loss symptoms. The idea is that a low light laser will make your hair fuller bodied and remove any itching of the scalp. All with just three 10 minute treatments a week.

Well we’re in absolutely no position to comment on the technology, save to praise the versatility of lasers, aren’t they amazing, y’all? The unit comes with an integrated rechargeable battery, and a timer and power display and retails at $199.00. There’s an interesting guarantee too – ‘If you do not see visible results in 6 months, you may return the X5 for a full refund’.