What an interesting world we live in, when small pink implements which fit on a keychain can be used so effectively to deter unwanted attention. In the old days a polite, ‘no thank you‘, might have sufficed (or not), but nowadays there’s no need for uncertainty. In case of annoyance just make sure your keys are close at hand and ready for action.
The S.M.A.C.K. 5,000,000 Stun Gun (Stun My Attacker Compact Keychain – geddit?) may look all innocent and pink, but inside that tiny exterior lies a pulsating charge of energy which should be enough to incapacitate a small elephant. And what’s more you can use it as a flashlight too, which is extremely handy don’t you think?
The unit also comes in black (presumably for more masculine handbags?) and incorporates its own charging plug, so you can refresh the rechargeable battery quickly and easily from any nearby socket. The device measures 3.5 x 1.24 x .75 inches, and apparently delivers a bolt of electricity which compares to 5,000,000 volts or more. Priced at a mind zapping $29.95.