21 October 2004

general

Body bop.


Does my bum look visercal in this?

The Total Innerscan. £129.99. Look, you don’t want to just measure your weight ‘cos that’s for wussies. You really really want to measure your Visercal Fat Rating, Bone Mass, Basal Metabolic Rate, Metabolism Age, Muscle Mass, Physique Rating, Athlete Mode, Body Fat % and….gasp…. Body Water %.

Then kill yourself.

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5 Responses to “Body bop.”

  1. edith says:
    Thu 21 Oct 2004 at 4:39 pm

    Will that scale “protect this house”?

  2. Hugh Jass says:
    Fri 22 Oct 2004 at 12:40 am

    For you UK women, this scale says “hey, one at a time.”

  3. Red says:
    Wed 03 Nov 2004 at 11:26 am

    Naughty Hugh, go to the back of the class. :-)

  4. Paula MacDonald says:
    Fri 12 Nov 2004 at 11:50 am

    When is the best time of day to weigh yourself? Paula

  5. Red says:
    Mon 15 Nov 2004 at 2:46 pm

    There’s never a best time to weigh yourself Paula. Only the least worst. Probably in the morning when your stomach is empty and your eyes are full. :-)