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tn totalinnerscan Body bop.

The Total Innerscan. £129.99. Look, you don’t want to just measure your weight ‘cos that’s for wussies. You really really want to measure your Visercal Fat Rating, Bone Mass, Basal Metabolic Rate, Metabolism Age, Muscle Mass, Physique Rating, Athlete Mode, Body Fat % and….gasp…. Body Water %.

Then kill yourself.


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  • edith

    Will that scale “protect this house”?

  • Hugh Jass

    For you UK women, this scale says “hey, one at a time.”

  • Red

    Naughty Hugh, go to the back of the class. :-)

  • Paula MacDonald

    When is the best time of day to weigh yourself? Paula

  • http://www.redferret.net Red

    There’s never a best time to weigh yourself Paula. Only the least worst. Probably in the morning when your stomach is empty and your eyes are full. :-)

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