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Emergency Meal Transport – You might earn the nickname ‘cannibal’ but at least your food will be safe


Emergency Meal Transport Emergency Meal Transport   You might earn the nickname cannibal but at least your food will be safe

Lunchroom raiders are the scourge of many an office environment but your lunch and snacks can be safe from prying stomachs with a little camouflage.

Designed to look like a bag used to transport human organs for transplant surgery, the Emergency Meal Transport will make people think twice about trying to sneak a peek at your precious cargo… even though said precious cargo is nothing more disgusting than a cheese and bologna sandwich on white with mayo, and that in itself could be pretty disgusting, depending on your palette.

The polyester bag has a food-safe PEVA insulated liner that will keep cold foods – and organs – cooler longer. It measures 9 inches long x 6 inches wide x 6.5 inches deep, and completes the illusion of concealing what’s really inside with a tag that includes the letters E.M.T. It’s not your fault if others believe those initials stand for Emergency Medical Technician.

You can keep your organs food cooler than body temperature for $20.99.

 Emergency Meal Transport   You might earn the nickname cannibal but at least your food will be safe

Marty Shaw is a freelance writer who currently calls Texas his home. When he’s not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

Marty Shaw – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.



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