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Oversized Inflatable Elephant – Don’t try to ignore the elephant in the room


Oversized Inflatable Elephant Oversized Inflatable Elephant – Don’t try to ignore the elephant in the room

Keep people from using colorful euphemisms when they visit because talking about the elephant in the room will actually mean talking about an elephant.

The Oversized Inflatable Elephant probably isn’t an item on most ‘must-get’ lists; it’s probably not even on the ‘maybe-get-if-I-have-nothing-more-important-to-do’ list, but this is the one guaranteed way to have an exotic animal as a pet without having to worry about any exotic animal permits, and there’s no need to buy a giant-sized pooper scooper, either.

This heavy-duty vinyl pachyderm measures 105-inches tall, 36-inches long, and is the perfect accessory for people who want something a little ‘special’ that gives their home décor a little uniqueness. After all, almost everyone has chairs and coffee tables and bookcases, but it will probably take some time to find someone else with a blow-up elephant in their home.

  • Easy to inflate
  • Electric cigarette lighter-enabled pump + repair kit included.

If you want to take a walk on the wild side, you can get your very own inflatable elephant for $450… and you know you really want one, right?

 Oversized Inflatable Elephant – Don’t try to ignore the elephant in the room

Marty Shaw is a freelance writer who currently calls Texas his home. When he’s not trying to figure out a creative way to hitch a ride in the TARDIS, he imagines what it would be like to live through a zombie apocalypse as an uncool version of Daryl Dixon.

Marty Shaw – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.



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