Let’s face it, if you really want to annoy people there’s a lot of ways you can do it. You could, for example, walk around with five kippers tucked into your shirt, or you could smear peanut butter on the shoes of everyone you talked to instead of saying goodbye.
Another, probably more expensive, option is to buy this pair of Giant Robot Slippers With Sound and walk around making huge clunking noises like something out of a bad Sci-Fi movie. To be honest, they’re probably one stage less annoying than walking around in the pouring rain with a pair of UGG boots on (who does that, really?) and you’ll get more of an instant reaction, rather than a sneer.
For some reason, they also look really really comfy. And warm. We assume there’s an off switch. Priced at $29.99.