People are always finding faces and pictures on food. Fruits that look like presidents and potato chips that look like Elvis. Thanks to a company called Toasted In The USA you can now have your face on food too with a custom toaster called Toasted Selfies.
Toasted Selfies is pretty much exactly what you think it is. It’s a toaster, the kind used for turning bread into that most perfect food, but instead of just lines, this toaster will imprint your glorious face onto the finished product. The finished product being part of a wholesome breakfast. Now quite why you would want to chow down on your own face is something that’s best left between you and your psychiatric officer.
You submit a high resolution photo of your face or a beloved pet, and the company will create your custom toaster in a week. This would actually make a pretty sweet wedding gift if you could get a picture of the couple together and really close up. They’d better not get divorced though!
Aside from your personal picture, you can also choose from five different accent colors on the toaster itself, which is a nice touch when it comes to matching your appliances to your already existing décor. Toasted Selfies has a money back guarantee so if they can’t capture your face or your selfie isn’t one that will work for the product, you’ll get your cash back. Toasted Selfies are $75.