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Mouthclamp

The MouthClamp. $4.99. The Ferret can think of a few uses. Can you?

 Hey, gals — wanna trim down? Then stop weight-gain at its source — your huge, insatiable MOUTH! And, guys — want that special gal to think you care? Then keep your fat mouth SHUT and she’ll mistake that hang-dog expression for sensitivity. Just purse your lips, pinch open the clip, and apply clamp to mouth. The soft cushiony, rubber-like material won’t hurt or bruise your lips — and every MOUTH CLAMP fits ALL standard size mouths (especially the BIG ones)!

Red – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.


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