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Say It With Beef – an edible bouquet for those tired of fruit

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I’m allergic to flowers but I love them so when get them I have to either observe them from afar or just toss them because my eyes will not stop watering. For the next flower giving holiday I’m requesting flowers form Say It With Beef, the company that ships jerky bouquets.

There are only two types of “broquets”. You can either order up roses if you have a deep romantic love, or daisies if it’s something simpler. Or really, whatever you want because these are not actually flowers. They’re meat. Beef jerky shaped like flowers. They do come in a variety of flavors though.

Obviously the target audience for this product is men but beef jerky is delicious so I don’t see why you wouldn’t want to get this for everyone. As of right now there are no non-meat options but as the company grows, they’ve indicated that they want to add some more diversity to the lineup. In all fairness this is a bit goofy and strange but it could make for a tasty gag gift. Bouquets are $35.

Donyae’s love for technology is based on a need to survive our future robotic overlords. Know thy enemy as you know yourself. But since even odds are on the zombie future, she has also learned how to prepare squirrel. You can find her on Facebook until the robots – or zombies – rise up.

Donyae Coles – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.


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