The Kingland Multi Purpose Light. Dude, when they say multi, they mean multi. Ultrasonic waves to scare away nasty bugs, roaches and mosquitos, electronic anti-mouse feature, emergency light and…hang with us here as we go for this…a rechargeable battery source for powering up your laptop or portable television. Yep, it’s yet another convergent jackpot Judy.

The World’s Smallest R/C Helicopter. The Revolutor may not be quite as teeny tiny as the Epson microbot gizmo, but it’s available for sale now, not sometime in 2048. For $605.00. Wouldn’t you know it – small size, big price. Pfaff.  Super easy to maneuver – so fun you’ll be flying it in minutes. State of the art gyro stabilizers and optical sensors for outstanding stability. Complete control, weighing only 100 grams, it’s so small you can fly it in…

The Baxter MP3 Ripper. Drop 25 audio CDs into the caddy, select batch rip and the software will automatically load and unload each disc, ripping them to MP3 or WMA files on the way. Refill, replay and serve until done, at the rate of about 5 minutes a disc. You can even rip directly to an MP3 player with ID3 tag support. Whoosh!  £646.25 ($895.00)  Can I rip right to my MP3 Player? Yes, if your MP3 player can function like a…

Voicelink. Billed as ‘Your ultimate Internet Chat Pal.’ Basically it’s a pocket sized, full duplex, USB handsfree speakerphone which can convert to a handset for privacy or be used for conferencing. Versatile puppy, ain’t it?   VoiceLink is capable to pick up the sound from about 10 feet ( 3 meters ) away. This allows better mobility to the callers, and is ideal for conference calls…advanced voice processing technology creates a nearly ECHO FREE Internet chatting environment.

The JVC KD-LX50 Kameleon car CD radio with voice recognition. 45 watts per channel plus a ‘shut up’ mode? And VCR control? $429.95.  It also includes CD Changer Control, dual gold 4V pre-amp outputs, a sub-woofer output w/ crossover, and an adjustable auxiliary input. Other standard features include a 45 Watt X Four Channel amp, BBE II Sound and JVC’s best HS-II tuner. Added convenience is provided with a card-type remote, Audio Cruise mode and CD Text capability.

The Chainsaw Motorbike. Er..24 chainsaw engines, one Harley Davidson. Result…total weirdness. Who comes up with this stuff. eh? I mean what marketing genius at Dolmar said in a meeting one day, ‘I know, let’s make a chainsaw bike, that’ll show the competition eh? Sheesh!  What makes the Dolmette unique in engineering terms is its 24-cylinder 2-stroke power plant. Nothing quite like it has been seen before. The combined power of 24 DOLMAR chainsaw engines is fed into to a 5-speed…

The Electronic Acne Remover. Zap the zits before they git all jiggy with it.  This safe electronic technique can prevent a lesion from ever breaking the skin! It drives naturally antiseptic silver ions beneath the skin where creams can’t reach. A leading national research laboratory tested this device against the most resistant bacterial strains and they were totally wiped out. It also works on viruses and other microbes. It is a unique electronic skin care device. It delivers natural, antimicrobial…

Russian Hand Painted Mobile Phones. Well it’s one way to ensure your handset isn’t stolen I guess. $16.00. I s’pose you’ve got to send them your phone too, which might be a tad problematical if you live somewhere not Russian. [Via Metafilter]  Each painted item is exclusive. While putting a part of his soul in his work, the painter gives each item a feel of uniqueness and originality thus making it easily distinguishable from huge amount of ordinary mass-produced items….