The WorldNav 3000X GPS Car Navigation System. Wait, it’s not boring honest. It’s got a touchscreen, SD card slot, pre-installed maps, gives detailed voice instructions and incorporates an MP3 player for listening to soothing music while you try desperately not to get lost. $399.00. This portable in-car navigation system offers door-to-door GPS guidance with spoken instructions. Simply start up your car, the GPS is ready to navigate! Includes street level maps for the entire USA including Puerto Rico. Visual and voice…

Bladelite LED Skate Lights. You know, because you can never have enough people gazing in puzzled bemusement at your feet as you clatter into them at 15 miles an hour. Oh oh, sorry, they appear to be headlights too. Yowsers! £28.95.  The Bladelite battery and the red LED light are simply fixed to the back of your bootleg; the two blue LEDs face forwards on the boot, one inside and one outside. Amazingly bright, the LED system illuminates every move you…

The FlyaDISC. Funky advertising idea, pop your promotional CD/DVD into this frisbee thingy and your message should really fly!  Designed to be safely thrown into crowds at sporting events, concerts, tradeshows and the like, FlyaDISC is a soft and safe protective rim designed to fit around a CD or DVD, creating unique packaging that also serves as a superb airfoil. The result is an unmatched ability to penetrate any target audience and incredible retention rates.

The Saitek A-350 Wireless Headphones. They’re black, they’re stylishly different and they’re totally, absolutely without any form of wired, cabled or tethered encumbrance. They even have neody…neodyl…neolody…cool in-ear speakers. £79.99 (which probably equates to about $99.00 in the US, pah!).   * Soft-molded over-ear style for comfort and stability * Reliable wireless solution provides up to10m range * Lightweight Neodymium speaker drivers * Ultra-lightweight rechargeable LiPol battery gives 6 hours play (for both headphones and transmitter) * Compatible with any 3.5mm…

The Shoeshine Robot. Drop your 1,000 Won ($0.10) into the slot, insert your shoes into receptacle, say a little prayer and two minutes later your black or brown fancies should emerge sparklingly clean and fresh. And hopefully not bright red with cute white laces.  

Watch out for a flood of no-label Chinese digital cameras to hit the shelves over the coming months. They’ll look the part, sound fancy, come with the right ticks in the specification boxes, but probably will not be that…ahem…great. Just a little warning. The CVS-599D digital camera pictured above, for example, promises 10 megapixel (read closer and it’s 5 mp interpolated), 8 x optical zoom (equivalent to 40 – 350mm but what price the optics, eh?), SD slot, 30 fps video, audio recording…

The Karputer. Dude. It’s a komputer. That fits in a kar. Complete with a motorised 7” USB touchscreen, 2 second PlayNOW boot BIOS (which lets you play DVDs etc without having to load Windows), 1GHz processor, 256MB RAM, 40GB hard drive, DVD/CDRW and Windows XP professional. Let’s hope you don’t get the blue screen of death at 90 mph eh? £2,030.00 gets you the Ultimedia model, which comes complete with GPS, WiFi, Bluetooth, multimedia and office functions and the swank screen.  If all you want…