The EFX Phone. A rather swish looking deskphone with a rather naughty purpose. Press a button and trigger any of eight ‘fun sound effects’. The perfect gift for the telemarketing victim in your family? The machine gun sounds -along with some suitable screams – should be good for a hoot! $19.50. This sound effects telephone allows you to insert 8 fun sound effects into every call. The Wise Cracks phone helps get you off the phone quickly and drives annoying…
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SIM card reader/writer.
The Universal SIM Card Reader and Writer. Quick and dirty way of manipulating the data on your mobile phone SIM card without cable, infrared or other hassles. Just plug and play, which sounds good to me. You? $29.00. This GSM Sim reader allows you to read, backup and modify information you may carry in your sim card. It allows you to store, read and edit phonebook data and sms messages.
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Taperwire. Invisible speaker cable. Unroll it onto the walls like sticky tape, and paint over as necessary. From $22.50. Wonder whether it degrades the sound quality enough to notice? No drilling necessary. Just press Taperwire on the wall and attach your speakers and sound system. Hidden by paint, wallpaper or spackle, this paper-thin wire will go unnoticed. You can even lay it under carpets—no bulges!
Read MoreIntellifit.
Intellifit. The computerised clothes fitting kiosk. Step in, get scanned, find clothes that fit. Fast. Apparently. Currently in roll out phase in the USA and soon Europe. Funky. You walk into a see-though Intellifit booth that’s 8′ high and 8′ wide. In 10 seconds, Intellifit uses a totally safe radio wave to collect numerous, accurate measurements of your body – while you remain fully clothed. Next, you receive a confidential computer printout listing those brands and sizes that fit…
Read MoreKeylogger detector.
KL-Detector is a free utility which can detect keylogging activity on your computer. If you’re paranoid, download. Note – an interesting application given on the site is monitoring a flash drive used for remote access to a VPN on 3rd party computers. Hmm…. It works by scanning your local hard disk for any log file created during the monitoring process. Most keyloggers will eventually save the recorded data into a location in the hard disk. KL-Detector will inform you of such log…
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The USB Egg Shaped Radio. Well it’s a radio. Runs off USB. Shaped like an egg. With a headset socket. You want more? A blueprint perhaps? £6.99/$11.25.
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Big Keys Plus. Ten times larger keycap text than standard, USB or PS2 and with lots of colour and layout options. Very neato indeedo and oh so useful. £99.00. BigKeys Plus keyboards support nursery and Keystage 1 children as well as those with motor disability, hand tremor, dyslexia and other related difficulties. BigKeys is now both USB and PS2 compatible The simple layout of the BigKeys Plus has 2.5cm square keys with lettering 10 times larger than standard. This makes them…
Read MoreScarecrow sprinklers.
Scarecrow Motion Activated Sprinkler. What an awesomely humane and yet effective way to keep pests like birds, unwanted wildlife and such off your turf. It senses the intruder and then sprays them with water. Heh! $62.95. The Scarecrow is the smartest scarecrow ever invented. When it sees an intruder, it instantly sprays the trespasser with water under full garden hose pressure. It is completely harmless but extremely effective. The effect is both startling and immediate! Animals quickly get out of…
Read MoreSock Savers.
Little Feet Sock Savers. I am, like, so sick of losing single socks to that mysterious sock kidnapper they call ‘Mr Gone Missing’, that this product might just qualify for the all time Ferret Hall of Fame. £7.50. Simply put the left and right sock into each of the openings in Little Feet. Whether they’re in the washing machine, tumble-dryer or on the washing line, each pair will stay together. Even the thickest sports socks and wool socks will be held firmly…
Read MoreGet Foxie.
Foxie. Turn your Internet Explorer browser into a Firefox clone. What’s utterly delicious about this little doozie, is not just the fact that it’s so clearly an attempt to put a mink coat on a pig and call it Marilyn Monroe, but that it completely fails to understand the really massive benefit of Firefox – i.e. the absolutely humongous number of add-on tools and utilities that are so much more than a bit of tabbed browsing and pop up blocking. Pfaff. Still, if you’re still wedded to the pile of…
Read MoreWiFi triple play.
A company calling itself Ruckus Wireless, which apparently used to be known as Video54 is about to launch what it calls a ‘triple play’ service which will be able to deliver telephone, video and broadband Internet to customers wirelessly throughout the home. Apparently it’s some kind of super WiFi network, but that’s all I know for now until next week’s launch. Stay tuned… Triple play over Wi-Fi gives consumers the freedom to put phone, computer and audio/visual equipment anywhere within their…
Read MoreStreets ahead.
The Street Racer Mouse. Look calm down, calm down. It’s only an optical PC mouse that looks vaguely like a BMW with a scroll wheel on it’s hood. Or trunk. Anyway, it’s nothing to get excited about. Er…you are. Excited. Aren’t you? £12.99/$19.68. The Street Racer optical (800DPI) mouse is lightweight, has – hang on a minute, it’s got headlights, nothing else matters. Except that it’s got tail lights too!! The headlights are always on, and the tail-lights go on…
Read MoreSunshine Buddy.
Is there any connection between a solar powered Sunshine Buddy and a fair weather friend? I think we need to know. $10.45 each. Sunshine Buddies by Tomy swing their heads from side to side as long as there’s light. They’re solar powered, so no batteries are required; they work on the theory of perpetual motion. They relax your senses and invite you into a calming world. These buddies are your constant friends and ask nothing of you other than companionship…
Read MorePimped out limos.
Pimped Out Limos. Some vehicles are simply too exotic for this world. Right?
Read MoreJeep Lantern.
Tell me father dear again, why exactly do I need this Jeep Remote Control Lantern that you have so kindly given me for my birthday? Is it to save my eyes, or is there something about the lavatories in our new home that I need to know? $19.95. Great for blackouts, emergencies, camping or backyard entertaining, this portable lantern has 12 super-powerful LED bulbs that create a remarkable glowing white light. It comes with a convenient remote control that has…
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