The Remote Controlled Robotic Shark. Look it’s 2 foot long and I don’t care what you say, if’n I saw one of these things coming at me on a murky day I’d scream. At least for a little bit. $99.95.  It is able to gracefully maneuver up, down, left, right, and even backwards through water, in depths up to 9′. The shark can swim up to 40′ from its handheld remote unit which is also submersible, allowing you to swim…

The World Timer Wall Clock looks rather groovy, but we’re just trying to work out what happens if you live in London, New York, Tokyo or LA? Do you only get four time zones instead of the five you paid for? Anyhoo it’s $265.00.  

The Logisys FP 800 Remote Multifunction Control Panel. We can honestly think of few things so exciting as the ability to boot our computer from the other side of the room with this wireless remote control dashboard panel. Think about it, no more scuttling out of bed in freezing apartments to fire up the box for the pre-breakfast World of Warcraft session. Just boot from under the covers! And groovy cool blue dials too? Awesome. $34.99.  Logisys has innovated this…

The HAL 9000 Memory Unit. Oh boy at last, a chance to live out our wildest Space Odyssey fantasies in the privacy of our own sofa room. Inserting and removing 1 GB of HAL’s USB memory over and over again, while listening to an MP3 of his final moments. Bliss doesn’t come any better than this, does it? $69.99. “Daisy, Daisy….”  HAL was created in 1992 at the HAL plant in Illinois… then had some minor “issues” during a 2001 space mission. Subsequently…

The Sports Utility Watch. So waddya think, is this the ugliest multi-function watch of all time? Or just the clunkiest? But hey, it’s got an analogue compass and temperature gauge on board, as well as a chronograph and calendar and it’s made of ‘space age’ Titanium, so who’s to say that it won’t make someone a lovely wife? $149.95.  That’s why we call it the SUW -sport utility Watch. It’s as durable as a real SUV, and its design is unlike…

The Weber Portable Fire Pit. Why fiddle about with rubbing twigs together, or using coke cans and chocolate, when you can pitch up with your handy pack-a-back propane powered campfire and start singin’ those ole cowboy songs straight away? There’s a time and place for nostalgia, son, and a freezin’ night on the prairie probably ain’t it. Or does a $549.95 price and a vague sense of ecological unease say otherwise?  The fire pit starts easily with a simple push-button…

Man, a custom made Plasma Waterfall Fountain has got to be the coolest way ever to get wet indoors. Or electrocuted. Whatever…hook up the media player of choice and watch Waterworld as it was meant to be enjoyed.  Note our capability to build waterfalls with plasma screen back drops. This is an excellent way to call attention to your display and present an energized verbal and visual message by simply connecting a DVD player or other video source. It is…