Monthly Archives: September 2007

huh..? September 3, 2007 posted by

Diet Fork – lose weight via useless implements

Diet Fork. This little doozy promises to help you lose weight because it doesn’t work. That’s right a fork which has short dull teeth so you can’t pick food up with it. It’s also designed to be uncomfortable so you have to put it down often. Next week, a knife made out of asparagus. $8.95 for a 10 pack. […and we love the tag line – ‘Making Dieting Fun!’ er riight!]  Key Factors * Shorter and dulled teeth inhibiting user…

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Website Grader – check your website for free

Website Grader is a cool free service which you can use to make sure your website is optimised for search engine rankings. If you’re a wannabe billionaire web publisher, this is the place for you to spend many a happy hour.  Website Grader is a free SEO tool that provides an SEO score for your website with custom search engine optimization and marketing advice for your website. Use the form above to enter your website, your keyword phrases and your…

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Ferret posts this week

Here’s a quick round-up of Ferrety posts from the past week for anyone who missed them. Enjoy. Network27 – bolt an online booking system onto your business fast – Network27 is a great idea. Need a… Responding Heads – control your computer with your voice and his head – Responding Heads. Freeware voice… Phonak Invisity – world’s first in-ear RF receiver – The Phonak Invisity is the… Lasonic i931 Retro Blaster – sounds like the 80s man, yeah – It…

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Classic Roland TR-909 Drum Machine Simulator – online beatz r neatz

The FL-909 is an online simulator of the classic Roland TR-909 drum machine (aka Rhythm Composer). Just try it for a second, I guarantee you’ll be hooked into creating some cool beatz.  FL909 attempts to simulate the original sound of the Roland TR-909. This drumcomputer hits the market 1984 and was a long time the state of art in house and techno productions. Tags: roland+TR-909, synthesizer, music

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