21 year old student legitimately sells unopened Microsoft software on eBay. Microsoft sues him, threatens to seize his car, student fights. Gasp…wins. Crowd cheers. Goliath, meet David.  Economically speaking, it was a lopsided fight. Last year, Zamos earned approximately $3,500. Microsoft: $38 billion. During the whole debacle, Zamos says, he actually talked to a company lawyer only once. Robert Chudakoff, who has specialized in intellectual-property law for 25 years, apparently believed he had the kid on the ropes. “I asked…

Tell you what, if someone actually made these ‘little cars’ instead of just photo-shopping, I bet they’d sell a bunch.

The Upside Down Hot Air Balloon. Well we thought it was funny.  

Ultra Disguise Kit. Turn your ‘dangerous’ dog into a harmless mutt in one move.  Well worry no longer, attachchi will be making disguises for all the so called ‘dangerous breeds’. Now you can go to the park with your kids and your dog (like you have been doing for years), without the worry of people thinking you are a bad parent. All our Invisible Breed Products are FREE to to responsible owners.

Help Woop Woop the bear travel the world.  Conditions of bidding are that you are nice and loving. You will help keep Woop Woop safe for Kylie. Write at least 1 postcard and 1 email to send back to his home in to the UK, take him to as many interesting places as possible (he likes adventure & socialising). Oh, and if you know anyone famous Woop Woop would love to meet them as he is a bit of a luvy….

The Pet Umbrella. $15.29. “You so much as snigger softly mate, an’ I’ll rip your ankles off, y’hear?”  The Pet Umbrella keeps your pet dry and comfortable in rain, sleet or snow. Features include a clear oblong arc trimmed with classic plaid waterproof fabric and ergonomic, angled handle with padded comfort grip. An umbrella leash with hook attaches easily and quickly to your bet’s collar or harness. Clear umbrella body allows full view of pet.

The ME2 Convoy 88 electric truck. $8118.00. The narrowest delivery vehicle in the world at 88cm? Don’t leave it outside your shop at night dude, just park it between the shelves and plug it in.  No need to worry about parking space. You can contain it in your shop or store after your business hours. Also no need to worry about its driving performance. This size is achieved by developing the characteristic of low gravity center of electric vehicles. You can drive it…

The Ferret has always wanted his own trade van, and now he has one. Wizard.  Now you can have what everyone has dreamed of for countless centuries. Your own air conditioning van. In order to afford such a luxury in real life, you’d need a lot of cash. You could take out a cash advance, but even then you might not have enough.

What do your pets do while you’re at work?

Grow Your Own Ferrari. Well it made this Ferret laugh, anyway.  This is the cheapest “Ferrari” you will ever buy! A simple packet of fantasy seeds to plant….and you just never know what will appear! Lots of witty comments on the packets relating to the specimen you have chosen. NB The contents are actually Sunflower Seeds (sorry to spoil the fun!).

Here’s an astonishingly large selection of *.sucks sites from a Google results page. Golly, are there really over 2 million of them? That’s a whole heap of annoyed people. Top of the heap? oreilly-sucks.com. [via Metafilter]

Riki the Gyrating Robot Alarm Clock. Would you like to be woken by a gyrating robot? Well would you? Honestly? $59.00.  This fantastic little robot alarm clock will start your day with a wiggle and a giggle. Now you can have Riki the Space Robot wake you up in time for school, work or that important cyber meeting you just can’t miss. This cute little robot will gyrate to music to help start your day with a smile…Three little lights blink…

Pimpzilla. Firefox for the bro’, ya know?  Pimpzilla is a theme for the browser Firefox. It’s also probably the most tacky & overdone piece of GUI design out there, aimed solely for true internet-connaisseurs [sic]. If you are into fur and lot’s of bling, this is the theme for you.

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