For some reason the idea of carrying around this Briefcase USB Turntable tickles our funny bits. Of course we’re easily amused, so that’s not a great help, but you can see it can’t you? Just you, the mean looking bodyguard and $69.99 worth of 3 speed, adjustable tone-arm, full range speakers marching up to the glistening Lear on the tarmac. Yeah.
The built in speakers allow self contained playback of all the vinyl you can shake a stick at… and that’s quite a bit. What’s more however is the integrated USB port, which allows you to plug the turntable directly into your laptop and convert your oldfangled vinyl into newfangled digital audio files perfect for burning on CD or transferring to your iPod or iPhone.