How low can it go? Check this. The Cherry 4GB MP4 Player and FM Radio for £49.94. Complete with on-board FM radio recording, a MicroSD slot for additional capacity, voice recording and MP4 conversion software for formatting your fave TV shows for the 2 inch screen. Handles AVI, WMA etc and comes in a range of colours and with a 2 year guarantee. Wow. While we’re here, here’s another hot one for you. The Survivor 10 in 1 Solar Powered Crank, LED Emergency…

The Home Guard is an all in one motion sensing security camera and DVR recorder which boasts a no-installation set up and full quality video results. The unit comes with a choice of on-board memory capacities and runs off AC or four AA batteries. Stick it in a cookie tin (punch out a hole for the micro lens first though, OK?) and put it in the bedroom to catch your errant nanny stealing food. Er…or something. Anyhoo, it’s $239.00 for the 512MB…

StashCard is a super thin drawer unit which you slot into your laptop’s PCMCIA (aka PC Card) slot to store bits and pieces away from prying eyes. Is it just us, dear reader, or does this not seem a little like hiding your wedding ring in a Faberge Egg for safe-keeping? Perhaps it’s the word ‘secret’ that worries us? Oh well. $9.95. [Via Presurfer]  You know that unused PC Card slot in your notebook? Now there’s a good use for it. The StashCard…

The vanilla basic design of this USB Flash Watch probably proves that data storage on the wrist has hit a mainstream audience. With capacities up to 1 GB it’s not hard to see a day when the main reason you’ll wear a timepiece on your wrist will be to access a desktop on the move. Or will it be on the mobile phone in your pocket? Mm…   3-10 ATM water-resistant l Driverless & instant use l Portable & easily used l…

Roland Micro Cube. Wanna play rock n’roll? Wanna be famous? Well try X-Factor. But if you want to make sounds on the move with a dinky little 5 inch speaker combo that works off batteries, this is your baby. Comes complete with holes for your music player, guitar, mic or electric cello. Doo-bop, doo-bop, wowee… £79.95.  This awesome nano sized amp packs one heck of a punch and weighs in at just seven and half pounds (or 3.5 kilos to…

USB Flashing Liquid Filled Santa Claus Hub Pen Holder. Er…what else is there left to say, dear reader, after we have absorbed the poetry, the elegance, the completeness, no less, of said festive Yuletide product? Nothing, that’s what. Just lean back, relax and enjoy the perfection that is tacky Chinese novelty manufacturing. Amen. $16.99.  # Liquid-filled 4-port USB hub with pen holder # Supports Windows XP, 2000, Me, 98SE, Linux 2.4, Mac OS 8.5 or above. # Support hot swap, plug &…

The Little Mouse Light gets our official cutest gadget in the world award. I mean c’mon, lookit those cute itty bitty ears. £4.99.  When it’s dark outside and you’re struggling to see the keyhole, let our cute, mini mouse guide the way with his bright, sparkling LED eyes. Gift-boxed, there’ll be no shrieks when he’s found in the Christmas stocking. Tags: little+mouse+light, keyhole+LED

Automatic Refill Dog Water Bowl. Dang, that’s cool, Marge. Now if we can only find something that does the same thing for dog food, we’ll never have to see that mangy mutt again. $29.99.  This 1.8 gallon automatic stainless waterer attaches to any garden hose and provides consistent fresh water for your pet at all times. The bowl is fabricated from heavy duty hygienic stainless steel with a durable cover (removes for easier cleaning) made from high density polypropylene, which protects the mechanical float…

BT100 Bluetooth Desktop Telephone. Mmm…we must be missing something significant here, because we just can’t work out why you’d want to pair up your Bluetooth mobile phone with a desk phone. We can see how it might be useful hooked up to your PC for Skype calls etc, but cellular? It feels like someone in a dim-lit factory basement said, ‘I know, let’s shove some Bluetooth in it. That’ll sell well’. Yeah right! $199.00.  This is our new Bluetooth Desktop Phone…

The Jukebox Lamp iPod Charger gets this the Hideous Gadget of the Week Award from us. Oh yes it does. Yeah we know it’s easy to be snarky when you’re not the one having to come up with ‘interesting new designs, Johnson’, but c’mon. Even a myopic elephant could tell that this was lacking something in the elegant stakes. Ah well. It’s got flashing lights, internal speakers and a clock and FM radio. Happy are we. $99.95.  Coolest ever lamp…

Infralief XP is a hand held infrared lamp that uses ‘elevated tissue temperatures’ to apparently ease the pain of sore joints and muscles. The blurb makes it clear that this is temporary relief mind you, and if the problem persists…blah…blah. $39.95.  Researchers of infrared technology discovered that utilizing certain infrared lights helps promote increased blood flow and circulation, thereby providing temporary relief of minor muscle and join pain. Infrared lamps have been shown to reduce minor arthritis pain and to…