The T-Dancer Sound Sensitive T-Shirt is apparently the first such piece of apparel to feature a lady gyrating against your chest in time to the music in the room. For most geeks this will of course be the nearest they get to such unabashed intimacy, so it’s clearly not to be sneezed at. £24.95.  Not just your bog standard black cotton T-shirt, the new T Dancer has a newly designed sleeker battery pack, plus you get the added advantage of…

The Garmin Forerunner 301. We continue to be amazed by the increasing sophistication of these wrist worn training aids. The latest model from Garmin features GPS tracking, heart rate monitor, multi-sport capabilities – just perfect for triathletes like us – and an auto-learn feature which adjusts heart rate settings as fitness improves. Of course we’re so fit that these things are more than a little redundant, but for the rest of you… $214.27.  This training partner continuously monitors your heart…

The Watchminder 2 is a wrist borne personal nag. It’s got 60 personal messages and 30 alarm settings which you can use to remind you to do anything from take your medicine to buy batteries for your watch. It can even help you stop smoking, probably by wearing your fingers out pressing alarm buttons. Anyway it’s $99.95, so there.  With the Watchminder 2 you will no longer forget to take medications, show up for appointments, or make an important phone call….

Mini Memory Mice. Hey, who knew that you could get small computer meece with flash memory integrated? Not us. But apparently you can. Which is quite interesting isn’t it? These particular versions go from 32 MB up to 1 GB, so there’s plenty of room to store all those complex mouse drivers. Arf!   Tags: flash+drive, pc+mouse

The Ionic Teeth Whitener uses a special blue LED to encourage hundreds of tiny leprechauns to pop out of your gums and start brushing and cleaning your mouth ivory. We’re kind of lying of course, there’s only two leprechauns. The rest work nights. $29.98.  Using a special blue LED light to activate silver ions in the whitening gel, your teeth whiten dramatically after the very first application with the Ionic Teeth Whitener. Plus your teeth continue to whiten for several…

The Alien UFO Detector Strap is clearly something that no sane person would be without nowadays. Especially since we’re all well aware that pointy heads are walking amongst us as we speak. Millions of them. Disguised as postal workers, bus conductors and even Marilyn Monroe impersonators. What, you didn’t know? Well you’ll have to spend $18.96 to find out for sure now won’t you? Tags: UFO, alien+detector

The Mini Dynamo LED Anti Mosquito Flashlight sounds like an ideal combination. Everlasting power to find your way in the dark while repelling all those nasties that lie in wait to feast on your smooth and oh so succulent flesh. And then there’s the mosquitos, of course. $9.00.  This product adopts the principle of hand cranking to generate the power. The groupware of the hand take the groupware of wheel to make the alternating current when the hand is cranked….

The WaveBox is billed as ‘the world’s smallest microwave oven’ and it has the handle to prove it. They’re also – bless ‘em – calling it rugged and easy to tote, which is going to be a huge turn-on for couch freaks who need to carry around TV dinners wherever they go. It’s even got a car lighter power socket cable. Bliss, eh? $199.00. [via Popgadget]  The world’s first truly portable microwave makes it easy to have hot food and drink at work,…

The SensorFreshQ is an electronic nose that sniffs out bacteria on uncooked meat stuffs. The thing takes 2000 readings in under a minute to determine whether your chicken leg is safe to eat or should be fed to next door’s cat (just kiddin’). Green means OK, red means ‘ohnowe’reallgonnadierunforit’. $89.95. [via SmartStuff]  Simply hold the sensor about an inch above the meat and push a button; a built-in fan draws in the sample atmosphere past four electronic sensors that measure…

The Media Carousel Plus holds up to 150 of your precious optical discs and links with a searchable database on your computer via USB. This new version has got 12 pretty LED lights which flash during a search and find process. Isn’t progress wonderful? $139.00.  The Media Carousel Plus organizes 150 discs and can automatically serve up any in seconds! Use the keypad to retrieve discs or use the USB connection and software to build a searchable database on your…