The Dummy CCTV Cam. Look, if you really must festoon your bijou country cottage with ranks of fake security devices, you might as well make sure they look the part. And this one certainly seems to fit the bill. Why not also invest in a blue cap and dummy TV monitor too, so you can sit there in the kitchen looking all, ‘can I help you madam?’, while eating Double Bacon Whoppers with extra Anchovies? $24.99.  Want to add security to the outside of your…

The Drivemocion Illuminating Car Message Sign. Battery operated with front remote control, just perfect for making friends in that sweltering commute jam. Wonder how well it works in full daylight? From £11.00.  Helps you improve communication with other drivers & express yourself. Fix display module to rear windscreen & use remote control in the front of the car. Battery operated – No Wires – Single and Multiple message options.

The Beauty Voice Trainer. Dude, fed up with sucking at Karaoke? Well now, after just 5 minutes training a day with this puppy, you’ll be able to croon with the best of them. And win the partner of your dreams. Or something. Around $43.00.

The Stowaway Guitar. Disassemble, carry around a bit. Assemble. Applause. Or something. But doesn’t it bend the strings all out of shape? $499.95. [Via Ektopia]  As with all Stewart guitars, the Clip-Joint neck connection system allows easy assembly and disassembly. When disassembled, the neck of the Stow-Away can be stored in a diagonal storage cavity in the back of the guitar body…The Stow-Away can then be discretely stored and in a standard 3 X 13 X 18 inch briefcase (not…

The WiFi Pen. Why bother with kludgy old wireless network detectors when you can carry one around in your pen? Sure, it won’t deliver state of the art detailed information like some products, but hey, you can’t write out a plan for world domination with a Kensington can ya? $18.95.  Easily detect if you are in a Hot Zone. By pushing the button on the barrel Green/Yellow/Red LED’s will light to detect the strength of WiFi signal. Detects to within…

The Alloy Wheel PC. Yeah, OK. We’re kind of hoping that you can valet park this puppy, otherwise there’s going to be big trouble at the next LAN party, you mark our words.

The Panasonic Blood Pressure Monitor. How much higher is your blood pressure likely to rise as you stick your arm into this infernal contraption? Answers on a cardiogram please to… $149.95. Now sit still.  This easy to use blood pressure monitor allows you to simply insert your arm ito obtain an accurate measure of your blood pressure. The cuff-less arm insert is adjustable to 40 degrees and includes an elbow pad for comfort. The large high-contrast display shows 3/4″ tall…

The Fred-o-Matic Kitchen Timer. You’ve got to love kitchen gadgets that break the mould, haven’t ya? And this really does. Not only does it time you, but it spins its blades and plays 70’s game show jingles. Face it, there’s nothing better to help you start your day than a singing kitchen timer. Know what we mean? $15.99.  This timer stands 6.5″ tall, includes a handy clock display, and is packed in a colorful window box. The Perpetual Kid has recently developed an obsession for…

The Urwerk UR-103 Watch. If you can call a platinum cased ‘rose gold’ plated device with four satellite dials, fine tune dial and Titanium control board a watch. More like a stretch Hummer for the wrist. Also available in a 277 white diamond version. Price? Ha ha!

The Multi-Purpose Emergency Tool. Folks, there are some times when only a wind up dynamo charging, AM/FM radio squawking, Blinking LED and siren tooting, seat belt cutting, glass breaking, charge-out jack for mobile phones emergency tool will do. Honest.

The Shockolate Vault. Oh yes remove temptation from your minds and fingers, dear feeble face, for this little locking jar will literally give you an electric shock if you attempt to pilfer some naughties before the timer runs out. Not just sweeties of course, cigars and other combustibles can also find a home safe from your pathetically weak will. Pah! £9.99.  You choose how long you think you can go without a bit of chocolate or a cigarette etc. Set the timer…

Spy Camera Watch. Sorry, don’t care what you say, you can *never* have too many spy camera watches lying around. C’mon, you never know when you’re going to be called on to catch that one candid moment which’ll deliver your 15 minutes fer sure. £24.99.  The utimate in spy gadgets, the Digital Camera Watch looks and works like a normal watch, however it can also take VGA digital photos! So when you are out and about, take some candid photos…

The Voice Recording Parking Timer. Record your location, set the countdown timer and never lose your vehicle to the dreaded parking attendants fury again. You may lose it in the Costco car park, but ticket wise, you should be good to go. Or stay. Er…£5.00. Voice Recording Parking Timer Information: Voice record your parking location and messages. One button operation. countdown timer 15 mins to 4 hours. Warning alarm prior to time up. Alarm when time is reached.

The Language Line Phone. Never again worry about insulting your best customer’s mother during a vital sales visit. This dual handset phone features one button access to a toll free live language translator who will ensure that your jokes don’t cause an international ruckus. Free with a Language Line interpreter contract (just cough up the $3.00 a month maintenance fee).  # Security. Sensitive information can be shared confidentially, without using a speakerphone. # Simplicity. Your access number to Language Line Services is already…

The Dewey Weber Twin Motor Skateboard. Yep, twice the motive power, twice the fun. Dual 400 watt motors front and rear, one pushing, one pulling. At last, you can be the Knight Rider..er..rider on your block. Priced at $559.00. And budget for Elastoplast. Lots.  Each Dewey Twin comes with a quick disconnect front motor/truck/axle/wheel assembly, and an extra standard front truck/axle/wheel assembly. This change out can be performed in five minutes…You now have the option of a twin motored monster board, or a…