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Hutlzer Banana Slicer saves your fingers but shows up your poor knife skills


When the archaeologists come to dig out the remains of our civilisation, one of the things they’re going to find most puzzling is this Hutzler Banana Slicer contraption. Why, they’re going to ask in hushed tones, would an otherwise advanced civilisation with superior tool handling skills, why would they need to employ a yellow piece of plastic to slice such an innocently soft fruit as the banana?

Experts of the period will shrug their shoulders and add it to their growing list of mysterious unknown facts, such as the reason behind multiple copies of Never Going To Give You Up videos appearing at random places on the Internet of the time, and go back to excavating the remains of Madonna’s jewellery chamber.

Meanwhile, here it is for you, dear reader, in all it’s yellowing glory at just $2.49.

1 Comment

  • "Endorsed by Lorena Bobbit",is it?
    It's no huge mystery, why Americans rate so disgustingly high on obesity!?!
    Great item, for anyone to lazy and too fat, to pick up a simple knife and exert some energy.

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