This ItchGo USB Itch Remover promises to remove the itchy nasties from insect bites in minutes if not seconds. Quite why it needs to be a USB tool escapes us, but then again why USB Slippers? Mystery. Anyway they’re touting this as non-toxic and safe, so that’s the main thing, eh? Priced at $15.00 (plus a stonking great computer of course).
USB Itching Removal Instrument is a new generation of high-tech product. It is integrated with electronic and optical spectrum technology. It doesn’t have any chemicals to restrain or kill bacteria and viruses rapidly. Moreover, it doesn’t have any toxic reaction or adverse effect to the human body. If you use this product after bite by insects such as mosquito, bee, flea, louse etc., the tumescence will be eliminated in a short time so as to avoid chafing.