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Magical Unicorn Mask will either get you promoted at work, or locked up


OK, so this is how it goes. You’re losing popularity around the locale. Your friends are starting to hint that you’re past your best, y’know, just not interesting any more to hang out with. Truth is, you’re missing an indefinable edge, something that’ll get you noticed, generate compliments from the ladies, you can see where I’m going here right?

Yep, a Magical Unicorn Mask. That oughta do it. It’s latex with a ‘realistic fur mane’ and is designed specifically to bring out the real unicorn inside. That means you can go all mythical on your life, deliver dreams, freak out the boss, whatever takes your fancy, safe in the knowledge that no-one will ever guess that it’s really you under there. What more could you want? $29.95 buys a little slice of fairy heaven.

[Hint: read the reviews!]

Are you a secret unicorn? We’ve found that many people, especially our customers, are secretly unicorns in their hearts – honest, forthright and to tell the truth, a little weird. This mask lets you be the unicorn you know you are! Latex with realistic fur mane. Fits most adult heads.


  • In "The Sixties", this sort of stuff would have been perfectly acceptable and no one would have thought anything of it!
    We certainly didn't need to suffocate underneath a latex mask; "to feel and act like unicorns"!?!
    A mere; two tabs of "Strawberry Delight" and we'd have the whole outfit, not just the head.

    • …and the flying, don't forget the flying. :)

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