The Tagball Indoor Paintball Simulator shoots tiny velcro style ammo balls which will leave you looking clingy rather than splattered. Some would say that’s a good thing, and who are we to argue? It’s rubber band powered too, so you could say it’s sort of eco novelty fun tech, if that’s your bag. Comes with a handy target if there are no people from payroll available. $29.99.  Get two and turn the cube farm into your own private military proving grounds. Or…setup some…

These $49.99 Nerf Vulcan utensils are all very well for stodgy, conventional cubicle wars, but the fact they rely on battery power is a distinct disadvantage, no? Cue the Nerf Vulcan Hack, which supplies 9V power pack continuous rate sponge dart barrageness and does away with battery fail. Perfect, as they say, for ‘fixed position defense’.  The goal of this mod was to move away from a battery pack and make the Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 a stationary assault or defense weapon. This…

Money To Burn Firelighters look just like a roll of £50.00 notes, but they’re not. At least not yet. [insert suitable credit crunch joke here]. They’re made from wax and paper, burn for 15 minutes, are NOT manufactured in Harare and are perfect for those dinner parties where the conversation is likely to be boring and predictable. £9.99.  These 6 novelty fire lighters are made from paper and slow burning wax and will stay alight for 15 minutes. Should you not…

The Sky Cutter Flying Lawnmower looks like fun. If only it could actually cut grass as well. Wowee! The video is also hilarious. $149.99 for complete kit.  Take offs are a breeze as the Sky Cutter takes to the air with ease. Simply apply power and pull up slightly on the controllers once speed has built up. High speed or slow, the Sky Cutter can fly at any speed and still retain a constant and steady flight path. Landings require…

This Sakadachi Lucky Robotic Puppy is yet another demonstration of just how seriously the Japanese are taking their robot making destiny. The thing can respond to 13 different voice commands and barks out Twinkle, Twinkle for Pete’s sake. Pretty soon those Shiba Inu you were so lucky to get hold of will be old news and Lucky and his cohorts will have taken over the world. You have been warned. Ruff! $132.00.  You’ve never had a pet, or a toy,…