A Language Translator Alarm Clock Calculator which translates German, Italian, Dutch, French, Spanish and of course English with 5000 words per language and a currency converter for $9.99 including shipping? Wow.  Description: Great for any tourist or business person that has to travel. Conveniently packaged all in one unit. Translate 6 different languages. Also features a currency conversion mode. Includes alarm clock and calculator. Tags: language+translator

Be@rbrick 512 MB USB Drive. Apparently these small plastic bears are a popular Japanese toy, which makes complete sense. I suppose it’s like sticking a memory stick into the Teletubbies. Yep, complete sense. Around $42.00 in Yen. Tags: bearbrick, usb+drive

The Joice Suitcase Bicycle seems a bit weird to us. Why would you want to drag around a thumping great suitcase instead of using a conventional bag to hold your folding bike? Ah well, what do we know? Anyhoo, $399.00 says huff and puff. Tags: suitcase+bicycle

Portable Motion Speakers. Wave your hand in front of these puppies to raise and lower the volume. Feel good? Then do it again. Now sing. See, instant karaoke disco. Hey, and not only that, but you get a triple colour mood light to add that extra atmosphere. Groovy baby. £49.95.  Motion speakers unique design means they have no buttons what so ever! What, no buttons? Thanks to an integrated motion senor, both the volume and radio frequency can be adjusted…

The Digital Cash Counter. Unfortunately we have been experiencing technical difficulties in our review of this product, due to a sudden and unexpected lack of cash. Please send un-marked bills to support the work of our fine charity – in a plain brown envelope – to the address on the back of this post. Thank you for listening. $299.00.  This Digital Cash Counter can be loaded with up to 125 bills, counting 1,000 bills per minute. It also uses UV (ultra violet)…

The Head Lite Cap. LED flashlight and Medical Alert tag built in. Not to be confused with the Head Lice Cap, which incorporates various small critters for your follicular amusement. $24.95 including batteries.  There’s a super-bright LED light in the forehead, making the wearer very visible to oncoming cars and very much aware of curbs, gopher holes, and other impediments. Water- and impact-resistant, and for added safety, the hat also has a reflective trim. A Medical Alert tag is built…

The AytoBe GPS Navigation System with Remote Control. Large 3.5 inch touchscreen, MP3 player with SD card slot, three hours battery life, Tele Atlas maps. Oh and a remote control. Yours for a genre bustin’ £99.99 while stocks last. Right turn Clyde.  This truly remarkable GPS machine really does show how much more functionality you get for your money today. With a very accurate Sirf star III chipset and a full postcode search the essential features are covered. Also, because…

The Radio Controlled Spy Video Car with Night Vision. You’ve got to admit it sounds a lot of fun, don’t it? Sneaking around in the dark peering into people’s darkest corners. Oh yes. Just don’t get too close to the lawyer’s house on the corner of your street and you’ll be fine. $129.99.  Just turn on your Spy Video Car, adjust the camera angle, turn on the night vision, put on the Heads Up Display (HUD) visor, and drive your…

Slipppies Heatable Slippers. We were brought up to believe that the only things you placed inside a microwave oven had to enter your mouth shortly after the ping went off. So for these footwear gizgags to appear on the ping-done market has shocked us to the core. Nevertheless, we like blue. $29.95.  Made from super-snuggly-soft polar fleece, Slippies are filled with wheat grains, top and bottom (so don’t expect to be running a marathon in them) and they’re fragranced with…

Plasma TV Gel Cleaner. Sensible folk know better than to wash their flat panel television with soap and water. Or even use nasty corrosive alcohol based cleaners on their expensive set. Nope, clever people use spit and an oily rag. What? Oh OK, they use some fancy scientific type gel with a micro-fibre cloth which costs $29.50. There, now can we have our TV back mister?  Our Plasma/LCD Television Care Kit maintains image quality by keeping pixels crystal clear in the safest, most…

The Complete Foot Massager apparently does more than yer average such device because it ‘kneads both sides of the foot’ while avoiding sensitive ankles. Well thank goodness for that. We wouldn’t want any untoward ankle grabbing in our household, I can tell you. Also comes with a wireless remote control, which makes us feel all tingly inside. Oh yes. $299.95.  Unlike other massagers that only vibrate the soles of ones feet and provide no applied pressure elsewhere, this foot massager uses two pairs of…

The SlouchPod InteractiveXT is a gaming seat – aka bean bag – with 2 x 5W speakers, a 10W sub-woofer and a bunch of sockets for MP3 players and the like. Compatible with all the main games consoles and available in a choice of six scrumptious colours for £299.00. Looks like a fun thing.  The SlouchPod InteractiveXT is the most impressive and comfortable Gaming & Multimedia Chair to date in the UK featuring built in audio speakers, sub-woofer and multimedia control panel to…

Spegelzoom. Super clever little idea. A magmifying lens you stick on your mirror to give you that really ‘close up’ feeling. From the ‘Why didn’t they think of that before’ Dept. Around $132.00. [Via Smartstuff] Tags: maginify, mirror, spegelzoom

The Mechanical Mustang Riding Horse. Back in the day a mechanical Mustang was something that Steve McQueen drove very fast through San Francisco, but tymes changeth. Today, it’s a high energy workout machine that wouldn’t look out of place in your front parlour [Eh…Ed?]. We can’t vouch for it’s effectiveness in losing those pounds, but we do predict that the fad for these things will fade away as quickly as it did for those little belts you strap on which are supposed to pulse your fat…