You never know when you’re going to need some extra seating, y’know, like when your parents arrive unexpectedly on a Sunday morning (always around 8am right?) or your parole officer comes to visit. That’s when it’s probably not the best idea to drag out the old moldy milk crate for them to sit on.

The Samsung E1200 mobile phone is a telephone that lets you make phone calls from just about anywhere in your country there’s a signal. It has a battery that will keep running for 3 weeks at a time on standby, and let you talk for around 7 hours before it runs out. Which makes the paltry few minutes you get on your fancy smartphone rather pathetic, don’t you think?

Adding WiFi wireless data transmission capabilities to the humble microSD card has always seemed like an exercise in impossibility. How do you cram the necessary tech into such a small size? But now someone’s gone and done it a different way, which actually could work out brilliantly for certain tasks.