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Bizarre February 8, 2010 posted by Dan

Cold War Unicorns Play Set – The eternal struggle lives on, I think

No one will mind if I don’t try to explain this, will they? I mean, they’re Cold War Unicorns, and everyone loves unicorns. Isn’t that enough? US$9.95 The Cold War Unicorns Play Set allows you to play out the intense struggle between two global superpowers in the majestic fantasy world of the Unicorn! Can the Communist Unicorn’s horn of classless social structure hold up against the Freedom Unicorn’s hooves of capitalist opportunity? Tags: gadget, unicorns, cold+war+unicorns

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Bizarre February 4, 2010 posted by Dan

Ear Wax Cleaner – Sucks out your brains

Hope you’re not eating breakfast. If you’re not, check out this you-beaut earwax cleaner. It runs on a pair of AA batteries and vacuums out all the nasty critters living in your ear. Yes. It’s a vacuum cleaner for your ears. You know what this means? There’s nothing else in the world to be invented. Sorry. This might be our last post. US$9.98 Cordless ear wax cleaner safely and easily suctions out wax. Powerful, yet gentle suction removes embedded wax…

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Bizarre February 2, 2010 posted by Nigel

EggWatchers – time your eggs to perfection the online video way

EggWatchers is an online egg timer which makes use of YouTube video timings to ensure you’re egg is boiled to exactly your desire. Crazy tech? Unquestionably. Fun and interesting adaptation of video? Definitely. Don’t sweat it, stick an egg in the boiling and sit back and enjoy their choice of YouTube’s finest. Warning, you may get fairly adult material. Oh and you get to watch it again if you really like it. We’ve designed EggWatchers with hopes to banish forgetting,…

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Bizarre February 1, 2010 posted by Dan

Remote Control Caddy – You can’t put a price on style

I don’t think caddy is the right name for this Remote Control Caddy, it should be called the remote control humidor, coccooning your remotes and letting them know they’re loved. Open the lid and the hinged mechanism tilts the caddy upwards so everything is in easy reach. US$99.50 Designed to complement the finest home theater decor, our Remote Control Caddy features an innovative mechanical design that lifts and presents your remote controls as you open the lid. Tags: gadget, remote+control+caddy,…

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Bizarre January 29, 2010 posted by Dan

Zamboni Watch – Uber cool

This being 2010, anything with Zamboni on it is now cool. Last year it was bacon, this year it’s Zamboni. Trust me on this. Why else would you be able to buy a Zamboni watch, complete with ice hockey rink underneath? Not quite sure why the Zamboni is on it’s side though, must be a bit slippery out there. Anyhoo, US$74.95 buys you more cool than anything Tag, Omega or Diesel can dish out. Cool with a capital “z”. If…

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Bizarre January 27, 2010 posted by Dan

Wrist Cell Phone Carrier – Don’t leave home without your phone

The 80s are back! Forget fancy gadgets that keep track of your phone and forget leg warmers, how about this wrist cell phone carrier? Complete with two straps to ensure it doesn’t fall out and tested by cyclists, joggers, fishermen, hunters and skaters. Comes in black, pink, neoprene or faux denim. Minty! US$29.95 Our Unique Solution To The Misplaced Cell Phone! And it can also make a fashion statement! our patented Wrist Cell Phone Carrier conveniently holds your cell phone…

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Bizarre January 25, 2010 posted by Nigel

Yuruppy Pet Duck – touchscreen Tamagotchi gets feathered

Look forget about Apple tablets, snazzy smartphones and the like. What you really really need is a Yuruppy Pet Duck. Yes you do. It’s all quack and splash and touchscreen surreal, with a tiny dash of whoa thrown in for good measure. No word on whether it supports multitouch unfortunately. $32.95. Tags: Yuruppy+Pet+Duck, tamatotchi, toy, touchscreen

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Bizarre January 25, 2010 posted by Nigel

Mini Wearable Pet Ionizer – because Fido needs fresh air too

This Mini Wearable Pet Ionizer is designed to give your dog or cat an improved quality of air. Y’know, while they’re wandering around sniffing garbage, dirt and each other’s rear end and stuff. Just stick the thing on their collar and they’ll be good to go. Speechless! $17.20/£10.68. Give your pet a healthier quality of life with their very own pet Ionic air purifier. This ingenious key-ring size ionizer can be clipped to your dog or cat’s collar to attack smells and…

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Bizarre January 21, 2010 posted by Nigel

Fluxcard ID – the best quality fake ID cards on the market

Fluxcard ID are proud to supply the highest quality fake ID cards this side of Alcatraz. They’re all completely legal, and come with a choice of lovely high tech options like UV ink, security holograms, microtext and more. You can even get a working data encoded magnetic stripe on the back. Folks, you can’t ask more than that, can you? Priced from around £10.00/€15.00. Are your card designs convincing and effective? We cannot really comment on the effectiveness of our cards,…

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Bizarre January 21, 2010 posted by Dan

Kitchen CD and Radio – Hang your music discreetly

Why is this Kitchen CD and Radio specifically for use in the kitchen? Well because it has a cooking timer, silly. Its slim profile makes it easy to hide under the upper cabinets too. Built-in stereo speakers, plays CDs, AM/FM tunes and anything you can fit on a USB stick or connect via a 3.5mm jack. Remote controlled too. �78.95 At the touch of a button you can choose between the CD player and the FM/AM radio. The PLL tuner…

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Bizarre January 19, 2010 posted by Dan

ManPacks – Home delivered underwear

Men, apparently we’re stupid. Stupid and lazy. If this isn’t news to you then have a look at ManPacks, delivered packs of socks, undies and T-shirts that will find you every 3 months without you having to do tedious things like leave the house, or even *gasp* go shopping. It’s a subscription service, and after choosing what you’d like delivered it’ll show up, every 3 months until you stop paying. US$36 gets you the macho pack, with 3 shirts, 3…

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Bizarre January 18, 2010 posted by Dan

Garmin Nuvi 1245 City Chic – The Valentines Day GPS

The Garmin Nuvi 1245 City Chic is evidence that in marketing land, all you need to differentiate is a bright colour and a pretty case. Whatever the story is, the City Chic is a 3.5″ Garmin Nuvi 1245 GPS in a delightful candy red with matching leather case just in time for Valentines Day. It’s nice and slim so it should disappear into your bag of choice and it has extra options for travelling on foot, including landmarks like public…

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Bizarre January 18, 2010 posted by Dan

Dog DNA Analysis Kit – Make sure you’ve bought a dog

This Dog DNA Analysis Kit is for today’s paranoid dog owner, worried that Poochie isn’t quite 100% Pomeranian. Somehow swab the dog’s cheeks, seal up it in the envelope provided and post it away. In a few weeks you’ll know for sure what’s in your pup and the proof will be suitable for framing. US$59.95 Is your mixed-breed dog a mystery? Wondering whether your loveable mutt is part Golden Retriever or part Great Pyrenees? It’s fun to discover the breeds…

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Bizarre January 15, 2010 posted by Dan

Sensor Soap Pump – Hands free hand soap

This hands-free Sensor Soap Pump will keep your hand soap handy and very stylish. The pump has an infra-red sensor to detect your hand and can dispense one of four different volumes of soap. There’s also a continuous dispensing button, presumably to be used for practical jokes. It needs 4 AA batteries, which will last 3 to 12 months and it holds about 400mL (14 fl.oz). It can also dispense hand lotion, but probably not toothpaste. US$39.99 The sensor soap…

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Bizarre January 14, 2010 posted by Nigel

Germ Free Remotes – you stay healthy out there, y’hear?

Just when we thought we’d seen it all, up pops Germ Free Remotes, the classiest business idea in a century. Take one ordinary remote control unit – A. Take one custom fit plastic bag – B. Insert A into B. Seal bag – profit! Genius, simply genius. Why didn’t we think of this? The average number of bacteria on a typical remote control is 320, and remotes have higher levels of bacteria than any other object in hotel and hospital rooms…Germ…

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