The Diamond Clock uses diamonds instead of sand. $5,461,000 worth? Really? Who needs a Rolex? [Via Seihin]

Hold the front page, we’ve got a hot scoop. Um…a Hot Ice Cream Scoop actually. Thank you, thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience and we’ll be here all week. $19.95.   Heated scoop is the easiest way to serve ice cream! No more bent spoons! Easily dish up one big scoop after another with this electric scoop. It heats up quickly and easily slices through the hardest ice cream —just plug in and it’s ready to go.

The NY Times Touchscreen Sudoku. 750 puzzles, touchscreen, stylus, timer and a hint function. Cheaper than an iPod and more fun than a bath in vinegar. $20.00.  The goal is easy: fill the 9×9 grid with numbers one through nine, ensuring each number is used only once in each mini 3×3 grid, row and column. Puzzle progress, however, can be very challenging. With this portable electronic Sudoku game, now you can challenge yourself wherever you go. 750 puzzles are grouped by difficulty…

Now here’s a strange thing. Lots of noise for the brand new SanDisk Sansa e280, with its 8GB storage and SD slot, but we’re kind of thinking that this ‘ere ‘no-name’ brand 1GB MP3 player with SD slot also makes a fair bit of sense at a lot less than $280.00. Er…£49.99 in fact. Especially when coupled with one of these ‘no name’ brand 4GB SD cards, eh? But then again, what do we know?  Tough aluminum housing Colour display…

The HydraCoach. Forget about nagging grannies, get yourself a nagging water bottle. This baby calculates what you need, tracks every sip you take and ‘motivates individuals to maintain proper hydration.’ Sounds yummy. They’re calling it the intelligent water bottle. We’re just calling it nosy. $29.99. [Via Seihin]  HydraCoach was created from the personal hydration needs of Craig and Kelly Perkins, both lifelong avid outdoor enthusiasts. In 1996 the two were attempting to hike to the top of Half Dome in…

The EnterTrainer. What a wonderfully genius gizmo. Hook the wireless heart rate monitor to your chest, sync the unit to your television set and the kit will reduce the television volume unless you maintain your chosen exercise heart rate. That’s right, if you slow down pedalling or walking or rowing or whatever, the TV volume decreases and eventually the telly goes off . Genius. Love it! $139.00 and we want one. Now! [Thanks Michelle] (Oh, and watch out for the iTrainer Cardio Headphones coming soon for…

The Pioneer…[whoa, time out, time out. Whose clever dick idea was that headline? Eh? Speak up. Yours chum? Well you’re fired, now get out. And stop snivelling, OK?]… Right, where were we? Oh yes. The Pioneer AVIC HD1BT Hard Drive Sat Nav Entertainment System. The first vehicle sat nav system which can ‘intelligently recognise and store your frequently-used journeys’. Plus it will also hold 160 hours of music on the hard drive which you control by voice. Neato. Now, who’s going to explain to…

The Nexus Psile Quiet Media PC looks pretty cool in its standard configuration. Mmm…? Oh sorry, it’s a tiny, silent, mini-itx PC that looks almost, but not quite, like a Mac Mini. But why did they have to go and spoil it all with covers? Covers, for goodness sake. Sheesh! From £169.00 barebones.  One of our own test systems was tested in a ISO certified anachoic chamber for noise testing. We selected an average quiet hard disk drive and used a intel pentium m processor…

The Wharfedale 40GB HDD Micro System. Man, you know there’s something seriously weird with the world when your Hi-Fi system comes with more storage power than your computer. The 40GB hard disk stores up to 8000 tracks and the system will automatically rip and convert your CDs to MP3 as you play them, complete with a full track list and labelling from the integrated CD database of 1.9 million albums. Complete with a USB port for transferring MP3s to portable players. Now that’s what…

The Hawking Technology Hi-Power USB WiFi Dish. Connect your laptop or desktop up to one of these puppies and you’ll be grabbing your 802.11g signal from Guatemala. Well OK, from a nicely extended distance away anyway. Of course, not everyone wants or needs to carry around a satellite dish in their laptop case, but hey, you might have your own reasons. And lets face it, when you’re done computing for the day, you can always turn it on its side…

Candy Floss Maker. Uh-oh. Sugar death comes to the kitchen table and dentists everywhere laugh maniacally. But doc, how better to finish my nerd pizza birthday fest than with some raw sugar coated on a stick? £34.95.  As the machine heats up, the central head begins to spin, forcing liquid sugar through its tiny perforations. The instant the threads of sugar hit the air they cool and re-solidify, causing a web of sugary threads to develop in the dishwasher-friendly collection…

Celebrity Weighing Scales. Don’t scare yourself with real actual weights, instead measure how heavy you are on a scale of zero to Mr Ed the Horse. Guaranteed to make you chuckle while you un-notch the belt a little more. £35.00.  Step on and see which celebrity you weigh…

The HX-2142 Digital Video Recorder and Camera. They’re calling it the smallest DV in the world, but with a paltry 2MB of on-board memory we don’t think that Sony or Panasonic have to worry quite yet. Although it does sport an SD/MMC slot, so maybe….? Nahhh…..!  Electronic Coupling Element?CMOS Sensor 300K Pixels * Memory? Internal: 2MByte SDRAM External: SD/MMC card * Lens?f=3.97mm F2.7 * Frame Rate?12fps(VGA), 20fps(QVGA) * Image Resolution?640*480 pixels(VGA) 320*240 pixels(QVGA) * Memory Capacity?64MB SD card about 880pcs Photos…

The earBuddy. Cute keychain holder for your iPod earbuds. Super strong and tough, it comes with an internal reel for winding up your little ear snuggling friends at the end of a hard night a-rockin’. $14.95.   Coated with sturdy ballistic nylon, this tiny, ultracompact case — it’s only the size of a jewelry box — can stand up to the everyday dangers of the urban jungle and those in the boondocks, too…earBuddy is built to withstand 200 lbs. (90 kg)…