The Superplexus is a seriously insane boy’s toy featuring a 36 inch diameter sphere holding a 300 foot long labyrinthine track around which you must guide a wooden marble. Sounds like fun, right? Yep, that’s what we thought too until we came across a small price sticker on the bottom of the 6–ply Finnish birch tree frame. $30,000. Hmm…where did we put that Rubik cube?   The entire track laid out on a straight line is 31′ longer than a football…

The Performance Book Caddy costs $14.99. Is it just us, or does this seem…um….?  Trying to find time to catch up on your reading and training? Do both at one time with the Performance Book Caddy! * Perfect for all types of reading material * It mounts in seconds to virtually any road, mountain or stationary bike Tags: gadget, performance+book+caddy

Heh, an Xbox 360 Security Box. Just what you need in a house full of brat siblings. Good luck with your next birthday list though. $39.95.  Keep your Xbox games and controllers locked up to prevent unauthorized use with the new Xbox 360 Security Locker. Stop your friends and family members from borrowing your games or using your Xbox without permission. Steel frame with steel wire mesh panels and brass padlock secure your valuable games, controllers and accessories. Tags: xbox+360+security+box,…

This Indoor Fireworks Projector sure looks like fun. For about 5 seconds. “What’s on TV, dad?” Five projector lenses, 19 firework cartridges, battery power option. $203.00.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5H2wY9nC5Y  The Uchiage Hanabi is a fireworks projector that uses 5 projection lenses to blast moving and animated exploding fireworks all over your walls and ceiling. It even tracks the rocket from launch to explosion, so you can watch it just like a real show. Tags: indoor+fireworks+projector, gadget

The Battalion Touch Notebook is apparently the world’s first multi-touch gaming laptop computer. The rest of the spec seems fairly standard for a 15.6 inch laptop, so we’re wondering exactly what market really wants to swap the lean back ease of use you get with a mouse and keyboard for the hunched over finger stretching hassle that comes with multi-touch screen technology? Sure it’s cool for mobile phones, but a notebook computer? Really? Anyhoo, those of you with an urge…

You’re young, naive, afraid and not a little paranoid. You’re living in a town filled with dirt, germs, disease and Barry Manilow fans. What to do? Why purchase one of these keychain Touch Sticks of course. Now every time you’re faced with a keypad on an ATM, credit card terminal or other public death trap, you can whip out this doozy and press the keys at a distance. Safe at last, praise be, we’re safe at last! The mind boggles, doesn’t…

The Oxygen O+ Stick is one of a growing number of leisure based oxygenationary products which has us baffled. Apparently ordinary air borne lung food isn’t good enough for some people, they need processed mint flavoured stuff to really hit the ticket. Wow! Guess this is the same crowd that spend more on bottled water than gasoline. Sometimes it all makes sense in the kind of insanely Machiavellian way only Mrs Miggins would understand. $27.99.  ANYTIME YOU NEED IT, O+ IS THERE. At the first…