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The Cuisinart Mix-it-in Soft Serve Ice Cream maker is a DIY soft serve ice cream machine for your home. No ice or salt needed, just leave the making bits in the freezer and pull them out when you need it. Makes 1.5 litres of soft serve which should cure what ails you and it comes complete with three condiment dispensers and a cone holder. Yeah … but just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. $US89.99 from the friendly folk…
I’m not so sure which is scarier, the fact that the nuclear industry uses duct tape, or that it uses so much that it has its own special grade. 3M Performance Plus Duct Tape aka Nuclear Grade Duct Tape is high performance tape for those “trickier” situations. Designed to work well outdoors, in harsh sunlight and in wet conditions Nuclear Duct Tape can be removed from most opaque surfaces without leaving any adhesive behind, even after 6 months in 4�C…
This room to room fan helps spread warm air from heated rooms into other chilly rooms. Sounds simple really but it’s not, for starters look at that shape! You think it’s easy to design something that spins and fits in a wedge? Well you try it then. $US29.99 and gives the house a nice haunted, cobwebby feel too, don’t you think? If you have a fireplace, wood stove or space heater warming one room, this whisper quiet, compact electric doorway…
Warm up that special someone from the inside with a USB Love Cup Warmer for Valentines Day. USB powered with an on/off switch it’s probably the same as the rest of the USB cup warmers, except you-know, pink and heartyish. Available in red and pink for a different care, also, the body is designed like heart shape, expressing your love to the other. Simple connect the USB cable to an USB port and press the ON button, the Love Cup…
This Laptop Mouse Case has given us some huh moments to cherish today. Huh One. Pink? Huh Two. Mouse protection? Huh Three. Pink? We could go on, but we won’t. Life is too short. Thankfully. $2.37. Tags: gadget, laptop+mouse+case, pink
Stovokor is. The first. And only. Klingon Metal Band. On Earth. We have nothing more to say on the subject. [insert lame Kirk joke here] “…It is said that nothing is darker than the infinite vastness of space…From across this silent void comes STOVOKOR. Five valiant, metal warriors marooned on an insignificant and undeserving planetoid…Armed with a metal forged in the lava of Kri’stak and tempered by the blood of a proud, warrior race. With this metal they shall raise…
aMap is a great example of one of those huh? sites. Yes it is. Look don’t argue. All right argue, but do it with civility using one of these online…ahem…argument maps. The idea is for us all to log on and conduct arguments logically and concisely using a structured template. State your case, build your argument, let the debate begin. Not to rain on anyone’s parade or anything, but most arguments may start out all loving, decent and terribly polite, my…
This UV Razor Sanitizer has us completely baffled. So it’s supposed to kill the bugs on your razor blades? These are the disposable blades that you throw away anyway? So basically you’re killing bugs for the landfill? What? Did we miss something? $29.95. Razor Sanitizer uses proven UV technology to kill up to 99.9% of germs and bacteria in minutes, for safer, cleaner shaves. First used and long-proven in hospitals and dental offices, UV light eliminates 99.9% of the…
Dehydrated Water capsules are the perfect gift for all the sad dry people in your life. Help them get a little less parched, a little wetter. They’ll thank you for it! $9.95. For over a decade, people from around the entire world have experienced the great benefits of our dehydrated water products. Now, through the advent of a sophisticated nanotechnological invention, we are able to provide you with our world famous product inside a tiny, little capsule. We believe you…
Zerosmoke promises to help you stop smoking through the use of ‘auricular therapy magnets’, which you attach to your ear. Apparently the little blighters act like acupuncture but without all that nasty needle twirling. I dunno about therapy, sounds more like a money magnet to me. $29.95. Kirsten Haglund is promoting their revolutionary new product. Zerosmoke’s Auricular magnets operate on the same principles as acupuncture but without the needles. After great success in Europe this breakthrough product is now available…
The Internet Entrepreneur Starter Kit is a package of 50 different Archie McPhee novelty items in a ready to sell format. The pack value is apparently $2,600.00, but you, sir, can have it for the bargain basement price of just $399.95. As the nice lady says, if you sell everything in the pack you’ll make over $2000 profit. Which you can use to buy this bridge I’ve been meaning to talk to you about… These are new and mint condition…
The Body Stick Deodorant is billed as the everlasting odour destroyer. Based around a mysterious ‘secret formula’ disc of steel, the retailers claim that it will remove perspiration odour after rubbing the area for 20 – 30 seconds. No mess, no stings, no stains. We’re reserving judgement until we’ve actually experienced an odour free afternoon running a local Marathon. £19.95. The idea of a non-chemical deodorant that lasts a lifetime may seem a bit far-fetched. However, the amazing Body Stick…
According to a recent BBC report the UK government loses one computer a week. Along with 36 Blackberries, 30 mobile phones and four memory sticks. A week. Should we be surprised? Shocked? Flabbergasted? Or cynically shrug shoulders. Answers on a dunces’ hat please, to… A spokesman said all the incidents had been investigated and that all portable equipment was marked with an invisible dye to help deter or detect theft. There had only been one incident involving the loss of personal…
You can probably figure the Delete Fly Swatter out for yourselves. “No Esc for flies” indeed. $US7.99. Pretty handy for us antipodeans now that summer’s around the corner. This handy flyswatter works on Windows or Macs, easily erasing “data” you will NOT want to recover. Think of it as a backspace for bugs! The high tech plastic is flexible yet strong, and it hangs from the handy bead-chained loop. Tags: delete+fly+swatter
Dubai International Airport. Expansion Budget – $4.1 billion Dubai Duty Free revenues – $880 million in 2007 Passengers queuing because of insufficient toilets – Priceless Tags: dubai+international+airport, oops, restroom+riots
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