The Eton P7131 Satellite/FM/Shortwave radio. Dude, if you’re going to manufacture a radio nowadays, do like these guys and make it black, and make it funky. Guess using Porsche Design helped, eh?  The P´ 7131 captures the essence of what made Porsche Design legendary, while its audio performance stays true to the Etón name. Featuring AM/FM/Shortwave and XM Satellite Ready Radio technology, projected through two full-range speakers and powered subwoofer, the P´ 7131 is a stereo for those that seek…

The ECOVac Robot Vacuum Cleaner. $144.95. Nah mister, you don’t want one of them uvver rubbish robots, you need a remote control one. Yeah thats right, you can chase the cat wiv it an’ everyfing. It’s top. But wiv great power comes responsibility though, dunnit?  Designed by Israeli software engineers over the course of 18 months, the ECOVac grants you extra flexibility when vacuuming. It cleans by remote control from up to 33 feet away (9-volt battery included), so you…

The Clean Up vacuum cleaner from quaintly named Korean company Charming Art may not be robotic, but it does come with one interesting feature – an ultraviolet sterilizing lamp which messes mightily with dem nasty microbes in da rugs and carpets. That’s good news for the allergicians amongst us. And bad news for de bugs.  

Oddly enough, Joe’s BBQ Smoker appears to be German. Very German. From €1250.00.  Joe´s Barbeque Smoker werden vor dem Lackieren in eigener Anlage sandgestrahlt, um alle Verunreinigungen zu entfernen und eine optimale Farbhaftung zu gewährleisten.

The Miracle Foot Acupuncture. $99.95. Shock your way to health and happiness without sticking yer fingers in a socket. So…er…what’s a sole intensity then?  The Electrical-Wave Relaxation Foot Massager utilizes electric shocks to promote and restore blood circulation and pain relief. After a few weeks, you’ll feel the difference throughout your entire body. It has a comprehensive control board with an LED (light-emitting diode) electric wave gauge, time displayer, body intensity displayer, and sole intensity displayer. It also has an…

AM/FM Binoculars. These partic-ular binoc-ulars are extracuric-ular all round. £19.99.  Ideal for sports enthusiasts everywhere, these small but powerful binoculars also house a detachable sacnning AM/FM radio allowing the user to listen to scores & commentary both locally and nationally whilst keeping a close eye on the action. Cool gadget!

The Travel Machine. Who needs a PC to do route planning? Also known as the ‘Fight Stopping’ Marriage Saver. £29.95.  TravelMachine has been programmed with an astonishingly comprehensive knowledge of Great Britain and Ireland´s road networks. Preferred routes from A to B can be found in seconds TravelMachine will instantly give you a step-by-step route plan, from a concise overview to more magnified detail including motorway junctions, road names, roundabout exits and ferry links, and will even suggest alternative routes…

The Divineo X-Tender. $59.95. Need more hard disk space for that Halo movie spectacular? Well fear not, brave knight! [Via Geek Out]  The X-tender allows you to expand your console therefore giving you enough space to support up to two additional hard drives. Melded to perfectly integrate your Xbox, this kit comes with a custom front panel with 3 activity LED, a custom made hard drive mounting plate (to accommodate 1 or 2 hard drives) and a custom molded rear…