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Bizarre December 3, 2007 posted by
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Solvit Jogging Kit for Pets – pamper that pooch and prosper?

Solvit Jogging Kit. Ah…we’re a little confused, children. This is a pet trailer which converts into a ‘pet jogger’? What are we missing here? The pet can’t jog right now, because it’s got some important calls to make? The pet can’t get the new manicure dirty? Pet’s having a bad hair day? Help us out here, ‘cos we’re lost. $49.99.  The Solvit Jogging Kit for Track’r allows you to quickly convert your Track’r pet trailer into a pet jogger. Easy…


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Bizarre November 21, 2007 posted by
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Become a Lord or Lady on the cheap – buy your own title and sneer at the neighbours

You can now buy yourself an official noble title from the Principality of Sealand. Lord or Lady Hacker would be nice, wouldn’t it? Just hand over your £19.99 and your life will change for ever. Honest.  “This Indivdual Noble Title Award is approved and granted by our Sovereign, the Head of State and the Royal Family of Sealand, and is based upon the constitutional laws of our government, established in 1967. This award is given in recognition of your financial…


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Bizarre November 19, 2007 posted by
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Diamond Flower Mouse – expensive, optical, insane

The Diamond Flower Mouse is unremarkable save for the fact that it is made of white gold and inlaid diamonds will set you back £14,995.00. Who buys this stuff? Can someone point them in my direction, because I’ve got a bridge I need to sell real fast…?  Upper case and buttons of the Diamond Flower are made of 750 white gold. This means that 750 parts out of 1000 are pure gold. The gold gets its white color from the…


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Bizarre November 16, 2007 posted by
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Giggles Baby Program – software encourages babies to drool on your keyboard, huh?

Giggles Baby Software. Now here’s the thing. Most of us spend a fairly large amount of time trying to keep kids and babies away from our computer keyboards. And for very good reason. They dribble, spit, drop lumps of food and brown yucky stuff in between keys…the list goes on. You wouldn’t let a 40 foot great white shark near your mouse would you, well babies are 1000 times worse. Right? RIGHT? So when we hear about a software program specifically designed…


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Bizarre November 15, 2007 posted by
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Weapons of Mass Inflation – or how to scare your enemies with a load of hot air

This inflatable Russian missile silo kind of weirds us out. How many of these are scattered across the globe fooling satellite systems about deployment capabilities? We’re a strange bunch us humans, aren’t we? Anyhoo, my bouncy castle is definitely bigger than yours, mate.  Long time ago we have already showed the inflatable air defense complex that looks like a real thing from satellites thus is intended to fool the space spectators about whether or not real missiles are installed on…


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Bizarre November 14, 2007 posted by
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FlexPetz – world’s first rent a dog service

FlexPetz. Fancy a dog but don’t really want the full time commitment that comes with it? Then you need this dinky little rent-a-pooch service. Just plunk down your monthly membership fee of $49.95, cough up an annual maintenance charge of $99.95 and hand over (hey, we didn’t say it was cheap, did we?) $24.95 a day and you can have a choice of lovable pets to come stay with you for any period. Oh and did we mention the $100.00 ‘trainer’ fee? Or the $35.00…


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Bizarre November 12, 2007 posted by
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Blair’s 16 Million Reserve – the world’s hottest chili powder can kill more than just tastebuds…

Blair’s 16 Million Reserve. Billed as the world’s hottest chili powder. How hot? Werll…Tabasco? About 1500 Scoville units. Mad Dog’s Revenge (450 times hotter than Tabasco) about 1 million Scoville units. Yep, you’re way ahead of me here, this one rates at 16 million SU. Here’s a review on the Hot Sauce Blog for you to wince at, plus some cringe-worthy pictures of what one grain does to you if you’re not careful. Apparently this kind of macho stuff is considered fun…


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Bizarre November 6, 2007 posted by
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Mod My Life – scary new online entertainment arrives

Mod My Life. Remember Subservient Chicken? Yeah, well this ‘strange new brand of entertainment’ takes it one step further. You get to control a person out on the street. In fact you get to control their whole life for a period of time while the ‘session’ is active. Sound a bit too Aldous Huxley for ya? Yeah here too.  Imagine being able to control people by telling them what to do, what to say, and where to go. Imagine being able to see and hear the world around…


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Bizarre October 31, 2007 posted by
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LimoTrack – military themed luxury limousine says more about you than your mullet ever could

The LimoTrack Luxury Limousine holds 16 passengers in five ton, two cab, all tracked, all terrain luxurious comfort. Er hold on, did we just write that? Hmm…OK…so it comes with a smoke machine, cool lighting and a machine gun mount (just in case the natives get restless you understand). The limo – aka a BV206 Full-Tracked Articulated Personnel Carrier – is guaranteed to get you noticed down your street, no question. Even if it only tracks at a maximum of 35 mph….


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Bizarre October 25, 2007 posted by
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World’s first Toyota Prius Limo – shirley shome mishtake…?

The world’s first Toyota Prius Limo. Canadian with way too much time on his hands decides to accommodate his family of six in green style. Six doors, 10 seats, 50 mpg and a bunch of turning heads at the mall. Er..do not try this at home folks. More here.  The price was small. The cost was high. We have less than $10,000.00 in it. All the parts came from two cars with non rebuild able junk titles. I was able to recoup…


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Bizarre October 22, 2007 posted by
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Mr Clock Radio – ugliest bedside brute this side of denture glass city

Mr Clock Radio. Got someone you don’t like? Like a hated boss who’s just about to retire? Then get ‘em one of animated alarm clock radio things to remember you by. Because one things for certain, once they’ve installed this gruesome growler on their bedside table, they’re not going to forget you in a hurry chum! $79.95.  A great gift for anyone who loves gadgets, the Mr. Clock Radio alarm clock can wake anyone up in over 30 different ways, from a…


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Bizarre October 3, 2007 posted by
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RoFo Football Headgear – proof that one man’s taste is another man’s wet hair

‘Mad’ Randy Flann of Milwaukee sends us notification of his RoFo Football Headgear beverage holder. Made of lightweight food plastic and holding 2 liters of liquid. Randy, words fail to express what we’re feeling over here right now. But if we may just say, please do not EVER send us another press release again. Ever. Thank you. $29.95.  The entire RoFo Football Headgear is a wearable lightweight plastic oval shaped jug that is on the head for maximum efficient portability and…


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Bizarre September 18, 2007 posted by
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Bacon Exotic Candy Bar – milk chocolate. meet bacon pieces.

Mo’s Bacon Bar is a milk chocolate candy bar with little pieces of Applewood smoked bacon inside. Look, don’t blame us, we only dig this stuff up, OK? $7.00.   I started playing with this combination at the tender age of six while eating chocolate chip pancakes drenched in maple syrup. Beside my chocolate-laden cakes laid three strips of fried bacon, just barely touching a sweet pool of maple syrup. Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and…


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Bizarre September 10, 2007 posted by
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Become Invisible and walk among crowds unseen – next up, flying saucer pie

Learn the secret of how to become invisible. This eBay auction item promises to reveal the methodology as ‘used by the CIA and foreign intelligence agencies.’ Wow. I’m hooked, sign me up. And where’s that bridge you’re selling? To be used for ‘moral purposes’ ONLY!  This isn’t new… far from it. A fantastic rumor has been whispered throughout the generations and since the beginning of time: super-elite societies knew how to become totally invisible & walk unseen among people. They…


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Bizarre September 10, 2007 posted by
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Unusual Hotels of the World – weird stopovers on the journey of life

Unusual Hotels of the World. A great resource if you’re looking for something a little different to spice up your vacations, like the Woodpecker Hotel featured in the tree above. Hotels are rated by the ‘wow’ factor and the site is chock full of information about facilities, user ratings, offers and tariffs. There’s a newsletter and the design of the site is top notch (although double clicking on a link is so 1990s, guys). Definitely worth a bookmark.  Unusual Hotels of the…


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